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If I tell Monica Van Campen have no idea who I mean, the truth is that I did not know his name until five minutes ago. Internet, the global database, has since Dutch name Valkyrie to teenage dream girl (and some years later) throughout Spain in the last eighties and early nineties, when each year was approaching Christmas or Father's Day. So the girl called Jacqs announcement : Seeking Jacqs .. . a myth that falls: one imagines a hottie fräulein style woman-of-Rafael Van der Vaart floating around looking for his motorcycle pichurri Jacqs ("Jacques?) while the zipper down, and I read on the Internet is that it is a Viking hits and despite its name the girl is from Sabadell.

Will I get older, but now my idol is a meek tits-the-wind, but is a gentleman bald, with glasses and dark suits. No, not Mortadelo, although there is an air. It's Miguel Angel Fernandez Ordonez, aka MAFO, Governor of the Bank of Spain. I have definitely lost out, at least aesthetically, with the change. Remember

Manuel Conthe? The ex-president of the CNMV made the mistake of questioning the Government on the matter Endesa and denouncing the moves against the president of BBVA directed from Moncloa its mate, the gourmet taster La Tache Romanee Conti Carlos Arenillas (coincidentally the husband of the then Ministrilla of (mis) education.) And that's anathema had to resign before which fell on him while Arenillas took the throttle a sumptuous dinner for two euros per 1,429 invited by the head of an investment fund ( euros in 1429, I have not missed a comma). Guaranteeing the independence of the CNMV, of course.

with digestion and done, Arenillas still holds several positions as a reward for their loyalty, trying, though, that in the case of institutions where they can go to dinner at Zalacain by the arm. As they say, is that eating lots of beluga caviar to win the chickpeas. And in this case Arenillas is sacrificed, despite himself, to bring a dish of lentils to your table: What life bitch and drag and dedication to service exemplary. I would not change it for him.

But I have strayed from the topic: Looking to MAFO, and we look for MAFO is the only one who sings the ZETAPAD truths. Well, also sings Joaquín Almunia, Commissioner for Economic Affairs of the EU and member of PSOE. Of course neither have to fear for their jobs, which certainly helps when it comes to saying what you think and what to do without fear of ending up in line at the INEM: MAFO has secured the post until July 2012. We can all have a particular ideology and hold public office, but the problem is to do or not to palm the Government from a supposedly independent institution. That makes some as Conde Pumpido (Attorney General) or the ineffable and traveler Baltasar Garzon.

Consider the concept of independent institution: the key lies in the independence, precisely. MAFO entered politics with Solchaga, Solbes or Boyer: No problem because we all have a starting point, and if MAFO vote for the PSOE and the PP, the Maoist Communist League or the English Falange de las JONS, is your problem. Mine, and all others, is that his performance as head of an institution like the Bank of Spain is guided by orthodox criteria, technical and balance. And independence, missing more.

BDE no longer sets monetary policy English, a task for all Euroland today corresponds to the timid and mellifluous Jean Claude Trichet from Frankfurt. However, far from having been like a rex Tyranosaurus without content and on the verge of extinction, its current role is to put the counterpoint to the economic policy of government of the day. And who better than a man who has clear economic orthodoxy to try to stop a gang of farmhands and Salgado, Sebastian and especially the very ZETAPAD , unlike MAFO learned economics in just two evenings with Jordi Sevilla.

MAFO suffers, but on the basis of the published Economic News (No. 2654), enjoys his polemic. And that is good, because that is their main function: If the government has no idea where the wind blows and is mortgaging the next generation of English, his duty is to say that you're getting to the bottom leg.

But when the concept of an independent institution for the Government (the spelling in case anyone has never seen this word referred to a public institution in Spain) is a man who claps his ears any occurrence, grateful to whom you make the grant to appoint and maintain, as they leave the Bulldogs to bark when I sing the truth: Salgado, Corbacho (possibly the most useless and incapable minister present), Sebastian de la Vega, Cucumber, unions, pet ... all cry because MAFO street and therefore granted. But no much MAFO MAFO.

For the Government, the whole world but they are wrong. No matter that we speak of the European Commission, IMF, OECD or of the BoS. The Government insists that the GDP of 2009 "only" 1.6% fall, although the data (no doubt hired by the opposition) insist in saying that we are already down 2.9% yoy. And of course, sent to silence any dissenting voices and independent. The mendacious

ZETAPAD speaks of the apocalyptic and unanimous forecasts of pension systems are scared shitless to poor elderly charged meager monthly pay. Another lie: My father collect his pension without any problem: I'm scared shitless that my 43 years old I have not of course I get to see a euro when it's my time.

Just today, Joaquín Almunia has again spoken of the need to increase the retirement age, the squeaky tight labor market, the in-competitiveness of our economy ... Believe me if I say no bitch makes me grace to retire at my 65 years still very distant. But less grace I will not collect the pension for which payment because there are not enough people already trading at the time: The truth can be harsh, but not cease to be true . It is the same saying that it takes months MAFO: Two Socialists do not laugh at bad jokes ZETAPAD . I wish I had a few more without fear of ending up high in the INEM.

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I've never been a guy in my school years did steers, pellets or as each call to that of skipping classes and wander around during school hours. Nor am among those who are going to see a U2 concert in another city or a Real Madrid game, and tell the boss you're sick. And then they go up on TV telling it, which is already in the foreword to the Manual of Silly Manual (recast and practical exercises, 16 th edition).

What Chaves said ZETAPAD ? For something like "I zé I have to stay in Madrí currando Zemana Zanta, but I have a fever ez y. .. I will not pruned by er despasho Paza. And with that, took an AVE to Seville and once in Santa Justa, loaded the car with luggage, children's bike, the dog, the mother, the swimsuit Meyba stripes and the towel ... and the beach, which is four days (literally).

But I have caught. Far from his office in Madrid and away from the bed with chicken soup, the hot water bottle, your blanket for the couch when you get up and its menu of tortilla French ham-de-yor .

Personally, I do not think anything good or bad that Chaves walk by La Antilla vacation. I'm more of a mountain and snow, but to taste the colors. I run out of vacation by ministers four days is a boutade facing the gallery, a gesture of bad marketing, stupid of the fat. More work a little (or rather a lot) to solve things and fewer gestures actually idiots who do not fool anyone. Or maybe: I'm sure some stupid voter zapateril has been convinced that Salgado, Cucumber, Chaves and Gonzalez-Sinde ( Sinde - too light to be a minister, as Minister Same-da) is the team to exit the crisis. Or rather the Team E: E- Plan stulto , E- stupido , E-foo.

No, Chaves is almost funny if it were not another teasing those already accustomed us ZETAPAD . It is a " if strained, school." And school, of course. And now we fill the agenda of the newly vice president last with useless meetings with the world. Even I expect a call from Moncloa to set a date to meet with Chavez and see if I paint the room white or raw. This is an insult to the intelligence "of people, he now sees Chaves and tie and there who really believes that it has been on duty in Madrid, we can rest assured that our brand new hair and a half ministrillos look after our interests. But this is really a " importáis us shit and you take the hair when and how we ." An example of " do as I say not as I do " with which our government gives us every day. Fortunately ousted as "O Presidente" Save and be prudent in spending, I'm going to buy an Audi A8 fullequipe , and I'm going to put an office handsome-looking, alicatao to ceiling.

My guess is that the images of Chaves shirt jacket and tie have been in the news are from the waist up. Will he go in bathing suits and flip flops floral shirts underneath? Will it have on the inside pocket of his jacket AVE ticket to return to Seville, or mobile aircraft pilot public / private to get to the airport of Jerez, and then an official car to La Antilla again? Just make him the "afoto" of course.

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Quousque tandem, ZETAPAD, abutere patientia nostra?

In 2009 my promotion of Zaragoza Jesuits 25 years, no less. We're putting everyone in touch, finding friends and acquaintances and preparing a feast for early May in Green, the veteran nightclub that used to go from 15 years Friday after school, in those distant and 80's. Just yesterday talking to my friend from those days PMdZ in front of a Coronitas in Antigua of Mañolandia. And tomorrow I'll talk to him again about this in the food we have with FN and SS (as you can imagine are the initials of two school friends, not two ultras acronyms).

I remember especially the year 84, when we were in COU in "pure points" ( letters whores, we said then) and Father Ayers was teaching us Latin. As for entering selective translations of "De Bello Civili " of Julius Caesar, " The Aeneid" of Virgil and "Bellum Catilinarium " Sallust, devoted a quarter to translate each of them. And me, who knows why, I etched the words " magnis itineribus (a rush) to Caesar, and Sallust first sentence pronounced two thousand years ago by Cicero, and in Latin and stick dry, and translated and brought to 2009, say something like:

" How long, ZETAPAD, abuse our patience? "

Unfortunately, we do not have a Cicero in opposition rule similar judgments. The closest (and far) is that much less elegant " Go, Mr. Gonzalez! " delivered by José Maria Aznar with the mustache still black and without abdominal Macael carved in marble. And Melenita dick, find jobs and aesthetic differences between the Ansar 1995 to today.

The best opposition Mariano Rajoy has made in life is to have approved the ditto to the Registrar of Property at 24 years, which is not bad. From there it became Deputy Prime, which is not a misuse of everything. But there is going to be: between Rajoy and Cicero that there is any other difference besides the two thousand odd years separating them. And that unfortunately we can not see to compare the speeches of Roman patrician YouTubeum for obvious reasons.

Meanwhile, ZETAPAD is putting egg. But PP is not able to trace at this time to a PP PSOE incapable, incompetent and pathetic. PP stands for seem Pardillos Panda, or with which they are falling to corruption would Poruntubo Rogues: The Beagle Boys in Genoa 13 to the wheel of a Jaguar and Baqueira home in 1800. Because

the "slight deceleration" have gone into recession more raw and hard since we can remember, we have a kilo of unemployed more than a year ago, the deficit is skyrocketing, and we also the absolute ridiculous in NATO with the output to fag-the-last of Kosovo (might say "gay -the-last", but this blog is incorrect.) Again, and go two, I come to the head Leoncavallo Pagliacci and a fragment of the famous "Vesti la giubba "

"Mentre prisoner ... dal delirium, non so più quel che dico e quel che factional ".
("... While prisoner of delirium, I know not what I say or what you do ")

But no.'s popular back no more than a decimillas in the polls despite the fact that we are in the hands of a band of incompetents. I resumes the short opera set in Calabria and another couple of verses of the aria that say

"E t'invola Arlecchino Colombina, ridi pagliccio, and ognuna applaudirà"
("And if you swiped Harlequin Colombina, laugh clown, and everyone will applaud ")

And is that what they do in the band of mendacious that governs us, things seem to remain the same. No matter what you do, people applauded. The hypnotic power of ZETAPAD is abducted to the country as if using the brain waves of a Martian B series of "Mars Attacks " of Tim Burton. People do not seem to be aware of who are unemployed or about to be kicked in your home. Just remember the finger on the eyebrow, the mood and the good vibes, and applauds his ears any occurrence zetaperil .

But the fault is not theirs alone. Blame it also on who is right in front. Bambi If you put in front of the big bad wolf, then eats it pepitoria and without bread or anything. But if you put in front of the bunny Tambor, the result is a feast in the forest with birds, Heidi and Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother wearing a warm biscuit. And so things do not go back, because although it is the Duracell bunny, and last ... and last ... and last ... the long battery life only serve to lose an election in 2004 ... and lose another election in 2008 ... and lose another election in 2012 ...

And all this ... Quosque tandem?


Note to Latin: Unfortunately unless first a definition of law do not remember much Latin. ZETAPAD would the third declension ( ZETAPAD-is, the genitive would Zetapis , which has its charms). The genitive plural ("of ZETAPAD" in coherence bellum the plural) would Zetapium , although of course I admit corrections who knows more than I, which is quite easy.

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world and Olympic runner-up went from hero to villain because of drugs

Angel Cruz 21/03/2009 world and Olympic runner-up went from hero to villain because of drugs .--> In the summer of 1987 the old Vallehermoso Stadium (now demolished) was the scene of a historic event: the American Danny Harris broke 9 years, 9 months and 9 days of invincibility of Edwin Moses, undefeated after 122 consecutive races. Previously he was Olympic silver (18 years) in Los Angeles, behind Moses, and in that same 1987 repitiría that money in the world championships in Rome ... Moses behind. Was in heaven and was the successor of the great Edwin ... But of paradise down to hell in a very short time.

was injured in 1988 and stayed out of the Seoul Games to be fifth in the Trials. Was favored to break the hegemony of Moses, but could not compete. A hard blow. Dubious companies attended and was hooked on cocaine. Those who knew him saw him with glassy eyes that hid something destructive. In 1992 he tested positive with this poison and IAAF punished him with four years of which he served three after begging for mercy.
In 1996 he qualified for the Atlanta Olympics, but tested positive again and was off the team. Punishment in perpetuity. Three years later he was diagnosed with colon cancer. It was a broken man, who spent four months in jail accused of stealing an old lady of 75 years. Was released. Was innocent.

But the willpower and the help of his girlfriend has returned to life. University of Iowa, one in which he studied, has been hired as assistant coach, under the command of Corey Ihmels. It also applies to finish their studies abandoned. Danny Harris is a new man.