Monday, January 26, 2009

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Just in case any readers do not know, Tintin and Alph-Art is the unfinished work of Hergé, the Belgian reporter's latest adventure, Captain Haddock and Snowy , the impertinent pepitogrillo as albino fox terrier. For relate the post few days ago, Tintin and Alph-Art would be "Turandot " the world of comics, although in this case the story did not complete the death of the author, unlike the Puccini opera. But the truth is out there circulating finished versions by Hergé intended heirs without much sense. Hell, there was no Arturo Toscanini of the bullet out there to coordinate the work.

The issue of scam or joke sometimes about what is considered modern art has touched on some occasions. For example, in plays such as "ART" by Yasmina Reza. Outside the theatrical fiction, some works of Malevich and Suprematism (See " Table black on white background "and especially the later" White on White Table ") account for many extraordinary joke.'re At it in more recent times, do not forget that a person who copied the label of a can of soup was one of the most sought after artists before they entered a recession in the halls bag Christie 's and Sotheby' s , and a clown who injected and immersed dead shark in formaldehyde and other bugs, and human skulls covering platinum and diamonds is the enfant terrible of contemporary art, what which incidentally allows you to be rich: the artists today do not live in slums like lavoir bateau, now living in luxurious villas. Nor are poisoned by absinthe, now prefer Krug Clos du Mesnil .

And I refuse to name even the stories of cleaning ladies (I think) the Tate Modern and throw a garbage bag full of cigarette butts and other wastes that are in a room and turns that were part of a costly art installation (?). What little sensitivity. Could go on with the stories of Banksy in the British Museum and other museums in the world, but they sure are known to everyone.

A I like many things in contemporary art, but I'm more classic. For classical I am understanding the "isms " and the avant-garde of the early twentieth century. Think there are things done today that would embarrass the very Duchamp, Picabia or Man-Ray, Dada marshals. And embarrass a guy who had the snout of taking a urinal placed upside down and call it " Source " should not be easy. For example to me, however, mega-millionaire to be, I would be embarrassed to have bought any of the enfant terrible soplapolleces of alluded to before and that is none other than Damien Hirst, and also some other protégé of Charles Saatchi, in the way of a Gertrude Stein-day (very bad taste) has protected, exalted and taken to the MoMA or the Tate Modern to real clunkers. Art-alpha , in a word. He was right when he wrote Tristan Tzara

that of "Take a newspaper . Take some scissors. Choose from a newspaper article that has the length to give your poem. Trim the item. Clipping then carefully each the words in the article and put them in a bag. Shake gently. Now take each cut out one after another. Copy conscientiously in the order in which they left the bag. The poem will resemble you. And you a writer, infinitely original and haunting sensitivity, though misunderstood of the vulgar. "

Now is when you are asking what the hell is an introduction such as that contained in the preceding paragraphs. That total, if I'm going to get me as usual with ZETAPAD or Rajoy, or both at once, no need to give me the goop that I know of modern art, opera, comics and everything. For comics (Tintin especially but not only) and many other things, ask my friend Hans . For opera among many other things, better ask Noatodo , which although not personally known, rings around me (especially at the opera in German, it seems to me). All posts are linked in this, so if you want to learn are just a click Mouse knowledge.

So do not intend to thank me for anything when I know well that this blog read it I know people who know more than me. In summary, these four introductory paragraphs were intended to reach what could be a good title for this post if not being terribly pretentious: "ZETAPAD and Art-alpha : President supremacist" . If I had started out there would have saved four paragraphs, but some would not have been aware of what was the story. Or not?.

scam and hoax: The modern art lay in the box look and look but do not dare to say that they do not like Malevich not try them uneducated, but what really is like Goya and Velázquez ( I, too, is not incompatible: Verdi I'm excited and I like White Stripes, for example). But do not dare to criticize the profile of a white square on a blank canvas, so they can say.

Yesterday was our president in " I have a question for you ." I, on Monday night CSI'm a lifetime, but I was morbid view a time when we have incompetent as a ruler, if only in the middle of the series, while Grissom stopped epithelial analyze a luncheon. I was interested to hear giving messages of peace and love to the people unemployed and the evicted for not paying the mortgage payments.

For those who saw it and chose not to Horatio and Grissom, from what I saw, the President was a white square on white background. Art-alpha in its purest form, the conclusion of the posthumous work of Herg é finally. ZETAPAD was again true to himself, at least no one can say that is inconsistent between what does and what it says, nothing and nothing.
Good
roll spirit, optimism, confidence ... as usual. In fairy tales we go, the princess and the prince always marry, they are happy and eat ... Parla rabbit, which is what I recommended a few months ago. It is not that serious, we are accustomed. The seriousness of truth is that many hear this after the interview Solbes jovial and vote for him again.

There are those who think this guy knows his stuff. In the post comments above, almost everyone agreed that this loon as president we would win the election. Return to lie, lie, lie, lie ... (repeat a thousand times) and 11 million de españoles volverían a votarle. Goebbels se hubiera sentido orgulloso de este Gobierno, aunque con los mentirosos compulsivos que hay en Moncloa a día de hoy, el mismísimo Goebbels no hubiera pasado de gris subsecretario sin derecho a gorra de plato: No daría el nivel de mendacidad suficiente.

"Puedo haberme equivocado sobre la crisis, pero no engañado..." , y resulta que la gente le cree, aprueba la intervención de Zetapé (3 de cada cuatro) , y hasta un 18% (eso es casi uno de cada cinco) están más tranquilos. Este país está empanao , no veo otra explicación. Ahí tenemos a millones de personas viendo un cuadro blanco sobre white background, and how it is hung in a museum, do not dare to say that this is not art. They still will not admit that they have been fooled. Be duped to such extremes that the box that will Banksy hung in the British Museum few years ago and will remain so wide, " if you're here, is art ", say. And believe that the troglodytes went to Carrefour to buy ham steaks brontosaurus-lo-me-in-short-thin slices-for-favor-that-is-for-the-children .

the end with a public abducted in the studio and at home, the debate was a picnic with wicker basket and placemat from tables with gingham napkins game that lacked only the songs of Mary Ostiz. There was just some bizarre ant that get in the snack slightest touch noses.

What is everyone talking about today? "From the brain-ZP? Does not say anything? That does not give a single solution to anyone? Not really. Speaking of Izzie and your question. It was cute that the girl and that ZETAPAD going to put in Moncloa or elsewhere. And of course the media will attest to that. At least she did give a solution.

From everything I said yesterday, the only thing that I can agree on is that the economy is not just money, is also mood. If we fail to consume all at once, you will lose jobs, it will consume less, you will lose more jobs, it will consume even less, will be lost ... Malicious is a loop. But of course, tell you Mr. President to the people to consume and consume, when there is not the shirt body. It is not easy, people save face what may come, and so are the banks who wins.

As you said in another comment Yomisma previous entry in an angry loaded " luckily there is opposition, giving cane "or something like that (the quotation is not literal), but true: popular Fortunately troops are facing down the situation. By the way does anyone know if Pizarro still alive? Juan Costa has been abducted by aliens? I that the role of "ordinary members" who were awarded themselves have taken it too literally, considering they were the economic brain Rajoy. And the rest not much more, worried everyone in the saddle stapling it to the offices the No. 13 Genoa Street to what will happen after the debacle in the forthcoming appointments Galician, Basque and European countries. That the non-Madrid: The Madrid are apparently quite to spy or be spied on (or atone).

Meanwhile I still under the bed, of course. Just go out to the essentials. Maybe even change the title of the blog : "Chronicles under the bed." Although it looked with that name may seem like a blog sex, so I'll think something alternative. Or not: maybe I fired the number of readers.



PD: No problem with Malevich. Only these two conditions, to call in some way. It has some very usable who greatly influenced the aesthetics of the Bauhaus. And like Warhol and the rest of the band's PopArt (Rosenquist, Oldenburg, Lichtenstein, Johns, Saint Phalle ... to De Felipe) or rather I find them very funny, which is something. And although I generally like towering graffiti (just sick of little signs and shirts with doodles of Keith Haring everywhere) Banksy I like and I enjoy, which is not little.

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