Tuesday, February 3, 2009

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Godzilla under the Gran Via Art-alpha


One ad TV most idiotic I've seen in my life (see, I have seen) is that of bleach Neutrex in which a individual from the future to reveal a worried housewife's secret middle-class whiteness. Man, if someone comes to me in the future to see, tell me which will be the Christmas Gordo or combination of EuroMillions. Or if you favor to humanity in general and not only me, because that brings a cure for cancer or AIDS. But if I get someone from the future to bring me a new whitening bleach over his shorts, gave him the bottle and sent to host future clean. Man, please ...

Centuries of (assumed) technological, social, moral, of all kinds ... and XXVI century humans believe that what concerns us today is to have your clothes whiter than the neighbor. And what I see, 'm not exactly alone in thinking that the ad in question .

could also be that the history books look very black future our idem (our present and is worse than dark gray), and come here to whiten a bit. You start with underwear and arranging the recession ends. Though he is XXVI century are less evolved than we think, because we hope that we send a Terminator to end ZETAPAD (just to avoid to win this congress of the PSOE, needless they disintegrate) and send us a elementa in pajamas with a plastic bottle. The future is definitely not what we expect.

Today, it is true that our neighbors are far more white washing us. The economy may fall, government accounts may suffer from the financial crisis, but there was not destroyed employment and Spain. Fortunately we were going to be the country would suffer unless the "slow" because we were better prepared than others to cope. One more lie and go ... not known. But the truth is that we are the champions of Europe in job loss. While the fall in activity affecting the whole EU, job losses affecting Spain, Spain, and Spain. A country in recession as the Netherlands, for example, has a strike that does not exceed 6%. Some do well, I guess. Or maybe, something will be done wrong in Spain. Tell me too.

By October 2007 the magazine Business Week (a little suspect of being pro or anti ZETAPAD) published an interesting article by VegaMedia, which apart from ourselves quite well in most things, it was said:

" Spain has "one of the MOST Economies Exposed to a downswing, for Precisely the Factors That led to STI boom," says Dr. Fernando Fernandez, Provost of Antonio Nebrija University in Madrid. "Construction is sensitive to Interest Rate Increase, going up and rates are found in the European Union and the U.S." Construction has always Been cyclical. We Already Had That signs the pace of construction UnSustained WAS. "

For non-versed in the language of the Empire, I summarize: That our economy is more exposed to a crisis because our growth is based on construction is cyclic and begins to be signs that this model is unsustainable. more clear water. I remember this was published in October 2007 while speaking ZETAPAD the Champions League , that we in GDP per capita in Italy and four days in France and Germany, and we were privileged perfectly prepared for a rainy day.

Today we have published data from the EPA in January. Nearly 200,000 people to see them come and go 1.3 million in one year. Luckily we were not going to reach four million unemployed: As there are four and a half or five. But as I said in my last post, ZETAPAD would win the elections again, to this day: And a huge percentage of the 3.2 million unemployed people in Spain today would vote for compulsive liar who has led them to that situation.

No, not that all the fault of the ZP, Solbes and Sebastian. It is true that " move" in the U.S. began with subprime crisis and the shenanigans of institutions such as Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch or Morgan Stanley.

But it is also absolutely true that to deny the higher (a fancy way of lying) until after the 2008 elections has caused has not taken any action since September 2007 (when it is discovered that farmers in Idaho or Ohio not pay the mortgages on their farms). And now, everything is an alleged trust fund of 8,000 million euros for pétanque courts in cities and towns. Indeed, part of the 8,000 kilos will stop, as you may have heard, galvanized posters where put it clear that this is the "Plan E ." Also manufacturers of galvanized posters to 1,000 euros each have to live.

I guess the "Plan E" is E for Spain, not because previously there had been a "Plan A", a "Plan B", a "Plan C" and "Plan D". So far there have been no plans except for bowls and other fields soplapolleces, yes advertised to 1,000 euros the poster.

I read the other day on the website of the Heraldo de Aragón Zaragoza Gran Vía that is in danger . For those not overly familiar with the structure of the city, summed up in two words: La Gran Via and Paseo part of the Constitution are built directly over Huerva River. I mean the central walk, obviously not the buildings on both avenues. The fact is that structure dates from the early twentieth century and is more rotten the accounts of the PSOE in the time of FG. So any time a rat the size of Godzilla could appear in front of a man who strolled leisurely along Gran Via your dog and eat it big time, without bread or anything. I do not think my little over 80 kilos will make me disappear into the basement of Mañolandia as I am around the vicinity of my parents, but the truth is that it is to think.

seems to repair a couple of fundamental avenues city \u200b\u200bwould be interesting. Even with its lineup of fleece to 1,000 euros per unit. But no: In the part that touches the bottom Mañolandia 8,000 million will be built pétanque courts and other works of similar value. I have nothing against " petanqueros " or whatever you call those who practice sports as worthy, but it will be that between that and keep dirt or rat Godzilla swallow a few peaceful walkers .. . then I'll take that.

So I hope the girl does not have to bleach Neutrex ZGZ appear on your bottle of bleach galactic and say that 2009 was a disgrace for not repairing the streets. Lord Belloch: fewer bowls and other touch the ball games, and more security.

And the XXVI century, if you read this blog in some way: Please, send a Terminator , even with goggles and face Gallardón, to end ZETAPAD before.

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