Among the many Photoshop applications is the faking of photographs of little characters pathetic heart and pancreas, but not limited to press cuore uses the popular program to delete the chin and the Michelin of vicetiples and CANTAMAÑANAS of all kinds and intoxicated. Also the world's most sophisticated spy use software to erase their tracks after a dangerous mission to save the world from nuclear holocaust.
This is the case of fun day of fishing Superintendent Vincent, the undisputed leader of the TIA, say the CNI. The most unfathomable state secrets, the fight against ETA, drug trafficking and money laundering subsequent pass through the hands of this man, upon which our security and our future as a free nation. And if James Bond were distracted during their missions in the casino of Monte Carlo or some Anglophone Caribbean island, our spy of spies solace in the noble art of fishing for swordfish. There is nothing wrong while you pay for it, unless this is nothing but a sophisticated cover and are in fact expecting a nuclear submarine that is going to deliver the levels of the nuclear program of Kim Yong Il, North Korean leader with a toupee. And if this is needed to hide the presence of Vincent on the mission, you take the Photoshop and stands in the place of the head of a man with a mustache and goatee who was there. With two balls, let him hear. And with two heads the same, clear, or the computer was in a hurry, and now the recruits CNI identical twins, which may be useful in some missions, as in the case the Russian spies are also hottie twins and so everything is under control.
However, in a bold display of investigative journalism, we have succeeded in rigorous real exclusive photo- Vicente codename Mr Saiz-the daring director of the National Center Intelligence (sic) no trick or pixelated. I could not get, however, a picture with the real faces of the others present in the recreational-fishing day was held in Senegal earlier this year. They could see the actors Anacleto, Mortadelo (disguised as swordfish), Philemon, and to the teacher and the secretary Ofelia Bacterio that joined the event as it was paid.
All this and the reality is more connected than it seems. As (almost) everyone knows, Alberto Saiz has fished and hunted in various parts of Africa and America suffered by the English taxpayer, not content with this, incidentally uses the CNI refrigerators to store parts captured, whether on land, flying or water. And all this I wonder what the hell is cold storage at the offices of the spies: Is that the remains of a pair of Martians killed in Albacete such as Roswell ? Or do you sublet space Mercamadrid to balance the budget?
Not only that: A Sáiz we have paid the security of your home (this does not seem bad at all, within a limit) and a Loewe TV rage of 5,000 euros for Villa, because that It took at first was not to his liking. I understand you have a great display in his office for conferences encrypted with the spies ... But why the hell wants a superscreens at home? Big Brother "to see XXVII? To make matters worse, the spies have to clean the swimming suits and glasses ad hoc and brushes to scrape algae: Agents making pool cleaner, what was missing for a new adventure Mortadelo and Philemon. I'm imagining password to enter the house to carry out the mission: " kilo of sprat has risen another penny "
Superratón But as I said (*) , " not go yet, there's more " : elite spies to go to Galicia spend each year to buy the potato crop in the family. And I, a person open to new ideas, understand the Galician potato enjoys excellent reputation and with a good octopus are great, with virgin olive oil, sea salt and the pepper. But do we need to use spies to this? So good are these potatoes that nobody can know the secret of tortilla ditto of Sáiz? Could not send the worker to the nearest Carrefour shopping? That
pert and jacarandoso tone of the preceding paragraphs do not distract from the sad and shabby reality. Once again we are dealing with a senior who believes that the area under their responsibility is to his farm staff that can suck with relish every effort duration: If the pin can be removed by a EUR 5,000 tele why take a "only" 3,000? If you clean the pool for the face (hard) why scratching your pocket paying a professional trade as everyone else does? (I mean the whole world with swimming pool, of course). And if travel is in a Falcon army why spend the dough on a plane ticket?
us not lose that today this Superagente 86 with shoe phone brand has appeared in camera in Congress to justify the expense and travel, with bills and everything. But I do not Vicente having trouble getting a few false invoices to make believe that everything is legal, the end of the day is devoted to this: If you can get into the Pentagon servers will not be able to make a false facturita as seven euros a ticket to deduct the VAT?
But if anyone thought that this was all because we got to the last parts the " chou", worthy of a spy movie with Esteso and birds in the starring roles: Posts to click, you click on a friend's phone to spy on the Ecuadorian chacha, since apparently talked much with her boyfriend. Is it or is not Esteso and birds? Is it or is not joke Chiquito de la Calzada?: The guardians of Western Civilization chafardeando on " yes, my amol " Gladys Francisca de Todos los Santos.
In his tireless quest to reach the merits, Vicente tops the site using the machine truth (what really?) To find out which agents have leaked the information crimes of this spy sixpenny shabby.
Can not imagine the scene? Do not see the professor Bacterio connecting cables and tubes suffered bullet disguised Mortadelo service of World?
(*) As you can see, the level of my appointments going through the roof. What Oscar Wilde quote when you can summon Mighty Mouse?
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