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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Funny Rookie Initiationpranks

Godzilla under the Gran Via Art-alpha

One ad TV most idiotic I've seen in my life (see, I have seen) is that of bleach Neutrex in which a individual from the future to reveal a worried housewife's secret middle-class whiteness. Man, if someone comes to me in the future to see, tell me which will be the Christmas Gordo or combination of EuroMillions. Or if you favor to humanity in general and not only me, because that brings a cure for cancer or AIDS. But if I get someone from the future to bring me a new whitening bleach over his shorts, gave him the bottle and sent to host future clean. Man, please ...

Centuries of (assumed) technological, social, moral, of all kinds ... and XXVI century humans believe that what concerns us today is to have your clothes whiter than the neighbor. And what I see, 'm not exactly alone in thinking that the ad in question .

could also be that the history books look very black future our idem (our present and is worse than dark gray), and come here to whiten a bit. You start with underwear and arranging the recession ends. Though he is XXVI century are less evolved than we think, because we hope that we send a Terminator to end ZETAPAD (just to avoid to win this congress of the PSOE, needless they disintegrate) and send us a elementa in pajamas with a plastic bottle. The future is definitely not what we expect.

Today, it is true that our neighbors are far more white washing us. The economy may fall, government accounts may suffer from the financial crisis, but there was not destroyed employment and Spain. Fortunately we were going to be the country would suffer unless the "slow" because we were better prepared than others to cope. One more lie and go ... not known. But the truth is that we are the champions of Europe in job loss. While the fall in activity affecting the whole EU, job losses affecting Spain, Spain, and Spain. A country in recession as the Netherlands, for example, has a strike that does not exceed 6%. Some do well, I guess. Or maybe, something will be done wrong in Spain. Tell me too.

By October 2007 the magazine Business Week (a little suspect of being pro or anti ZETAPAD) published an interesting article by VegaMedia, which apart from ourselves quite well in most things, it was said:

" Spain has "one of the MOST Economies Exposed to a downswing, for Precisely the Factors That led to STI boom," says Dr. Fernando Fernandez, Provost of Antonio Nebrija University in Madrid. "Construction is sensitive to Interest Rate Increase, going up and rates are found in the European Union and the U.S." Construction has always Been cyclical. We Already Had That signs the pace of construction UnSustained WAS. "

For non-versed in the language of the Empire, I summarize: That our economy is more exposed to a crisis because our growth is based on construction is cyclic and begins to be signs that this model is unsustainable. more clear water. I remember this was published in October 2007 while speaking ZETAPAD the Champions League , that we in GDP per capita in Italy and four days in France and Germany, and we were privileged perfectly prepared for a rainy day.

Today we have published data from the EPA in January. Nearly 200,000 people to see them come and go 1.3 million in one year. Luckily we were not going to reach four million unemployed: As there are four and a half or five. But as I said in my last post, ZETAPAD would win the elections again, to this day: And a huge percentage of the 3.2 million unemployed people in Spain today would vote for compulsive liar who has led them to that situation.

No, not that all the fault of the ZP, Solbes and Sebastian. It is true that " move" in the U.S. began with subprime crisis and the shenanigans of institutions such as Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch or Morgan Stanley.

But it is also absolutely true that to deny the higher (a fancy way of lying) until after the 2008 elections has caused has not taken any action since September 2007 (when it is discovered that farmers in Idaho or Ohio not pay the mortgages on their farms). And now, everything is an alleged trust fund of 8,000 million euros for pétanque courts in cities and towns. Indeed, part of the 8,000 kilos will stop, as you may have heard, galvanized posters where put it clear that this is the "Plan E ." Also manufacturers of galvanized posters to 1,000 euros each have to live.

I guess the "Plan E" is E for Spain, not because previously there had been a "Plan A", a "Plan B", a "Plan C" and "Plan D". So far there have been no plans except for bowls and other fields soplapolleces, yes advertised to 1,000 euros the poster.

I read the other day on the website of the Heraldo de Aragón Zaragoza Gran Vía that is in danger . For those not overly familiar with the structure of the city, summed up in two words: La Gran Via and Paseo part of the Constitution are built directly over Huerva River. I mean the central walk, obviously not the buildings on both avenues. The fact is that structure dates from the early twentieth century and is more rotten the accounts of the PSOE in the time of FG. So any time a rat the size of Godzilla could appear in front of a man who strolled leisurely along Gran Via your dog and eat it big time, without bread or anything. I do not think my little over 80 kilos will make me disappear into the basement of Mañolandia as I am around the vicinity of my parents, but the truth is that it is to think.

seems to repair a couple of fundamental avenues city \u200b\u200bwould be interesting. Even with its lineup of fleece to 1,000 euros per unit. But no: In the part that touches the bottom Mañolandia 8,000 million will be built pétanque courts and other works of similar value. I have nothing against " petanqueros " or whatever you call those who practice sports as worthy, but it will be that between that and keep dirt or rat Godzilla swallow a few peaceful walkers .. . then I'll take that.

So I hope the girl does not have to bleach Neutrex ZGZ appear on your bottle of bleach galactic and say that 2009 was a disgrace for not repairing the streets. Lord Belloch: fewer bowls and other touch the ball games, and more security.

And the XXVI century, if you read this blog in some way: Please, send a Terminator , even with goggles and face Gallardón, to end ZETAPAD before.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Freesouthparkepisodesonline

Usain Bolt could have run 9.55 without celebration? New Record of Haile

Buster Martin is the oldest employee London. At 99 he decided to retire, but 24 months later returned to employment tired of being bored at home. If this is already curious, what follows is more so.

Good old Buster decided to try to finish the London Marathon, at 101 years old
. To achieve
would beat the previous record for "oldest man to finish a marathon
for 8 years apart.

Although not sure of completing the marathon, will make every effort to do so. The money it raises its stake through its sponsors will go to charity
. If Buster achieved such a feat, said to be taken a beer and smoke a cigarette, as he always does. These do not seem customs of 101 years a man who can complete a whole marathon, but the truth is that at his age he is still here.

Monday, January 26, 2009

How To Make A Naughty Birthday Cake

Just in case any readers do not know, Tintin and Alph-Art is the unfinished work of Hergé, the Belgian reporter's latest adventure, Captain Haddock and Snowy , the impertinent pepitogrillo as albino fox terrier. For relate the post few days ago, Tintin and Alph-Art would be "Turandot " the world of comics, although in this case the story did not complete the death of the author, unlike the Puccini opera. But the truth is out there circulating finished versions by Hergé intended heirs without much sense. Hell, there was no Arturo Toscanini of the bullet out there to coordinate the work.

The issue of scam or joke sometimes about what is considered modern art has touched on some occasions. For example, in plays such as "ART" by Yasmina Reza. Outside the theatrical fiction, some works of Malevich and Suprematism (See " Table black on white background "and especially the later" White on White Table ") account for many extraordinary joke.'re At it in more recent times, do not forget that a person who copied the label of a can of soup was one of the most sought after artists before they entered a recession in the halls bag Christie 's and Sotheby' s , and a clown who injected and immersed dead shark in formaldehyde and other bugs, and human skulls covering platinum and diamonds is the enfant terrible of contemporary art, what which incidentally allows you to be rich: the artists today do not live in slums like lavoir bateau, now living in luxurious villas. Nor are poisoned by absinthe, now prefer Krug Clos du Mesnil .

And I refuse to name even the stories of cleaning ladies (I think) the Tate Modern and throw a garbage bag full of cigarette butts and other wastes that are in a room and turns that were part of a costly art installation (?). What little sensitivity. Could go on with the stories of Banksy in the British Museum and other museums in the world, but they sure are known to everyone.

A I like many things in contemporary art, but I'm more classic. For classical I am understanding the "isms " and the avant-garde of the early twentieth century. Think there are things done today that would embarrass the very Duchamp, Picabia or Man-Ray, Dada marshals. And embarrass a guy who had the snout of taking a urinal placed upside down and call it " Source " should not be easy. For example to me, however, mega-millionaire to be, I would be embarrassed to have bought any of the enfant terrible soplapolleces of alluded to before and that is none other than Damien Hirst, and also some other protégé of Charles Saatchi, in the way of a Gertrude Stein-day (very bad taste) has protected, exalted and taken to the MoMA or the Tate Modern to real clunkers. Art-alpha , in a word. He was right when he wrote Tristan Tzara

that of "Take a newspaper . Take some scissors. Choose from a newspaper article that has the length to give your poem. Trim the item. Clipping then carefully each the words in the article and put them in a bag. Shake gently. Now take each cut out one after another. Copy conscientiously in the order in which they left the bag. The poem will resemble you. And you a writer, infinitely original and haunting sensitivity, though misunderstood of the vulgar. "

Now is when you are asking what the hell is an introduction such as that contained in the preceding paragraphs. That total, if I'm going to get me as usual with ZETAPAD or Rajoy, or both at once, no need to give me the goop that I know of modern art, opera, comics and everything. For comics (Tintin especially but not only) and many other things, ask my friend Hans . For opera among many other things, better ask Noatodo , which although not personally known, rings around me (especially at the opera in German, it seems to me). All posts are linked in this, so if you want to learn are just a click Mouse knowledge.

So do not intend to thank me for anything when I know well that this blog read it I know people who know more than me. In summary, these four introductory paragraphs were intended to reach what could be a good title for this post if not being terribly pretentious: "ZETAPAD and Art-alpha : President supremacist" . If I had started out there would have saved four paragraphs, but some would not have been aware of what was the story. Or not?.

scam and hoax: The modern art lay in the box look and look but do not dare to say that they do not like Malevich not try them uneducated, but what really is like Goya and Velázquez ( I, too, is not incompatible: Verdi I'm excited and I like White Stripes, for example). But do not dare to criticize the profile of a white square on a blank canvas, so they can say.

Yesterday was our president in " I have a question for you ." I, on Monday night CSI'm a lifetime, but I was morbid view a time when we have incompetent as a ruler, if only in the middle of the series, while Grissom stopped epithelial analyze a luncheon. I was interested to hear giving messages of peace and love to the people unemployed and the evicted for not paying the mortgage payments.

For those who saw it and chose not to Horatio and Grissom, from what I saw, the President was a white square on white background. Art-alpha in its purest form, the conclusion of the posthumous work of Herg é finally. ZETAPAD was again true to himself, at least no one can say that is inconsistent between what does and what it says, nothing and nothing.
Good
roll spirit, optimism, confidence ... as usual. In fairy tales we go, the princess and the prince always marry, they are happy and eat ... Parla rabbit, which is what I recommended a few months ago. It is not that serious, we are accustomed. The seriousness of truth is that many hear this after the interview Solbes jovial and vote for him again.

There are those who think this guy knows his stuff. In the post comments above, almost everyone agreed that this loon as president we would win the election. Return to lie, lie, lie, lie ... (repeat a thousand times) and 11 million de españoles volverían a votarle. Goebbels se hubiera sentido orgulloso de este Gobierno, aunque con los mentirosos compulsivos que hay en Moncloa a día de hoy, el mismísimo Goebbels no hubiera pasado de gris subsecretario sin derecho a gorra de plato: No daría el nivel de mendacidad suficiente.

"Puedo haberme equivocado sobre la crisis, pero no engañado..." , y resulta que la gente le cree, aprueba la intervención de Zetapé (3 de cada cuatro) , y hasta un 18% (eso es casi uno de cada cinco) están más tranquilos. Este país está empanao , no veo otra explicación. Ahí tenemos a millones de personas viendo un cuadro blanco sobre white background, and how it is hung in a museum, do not dare to say that this is not art. They still will not admit that they have been fooled. Be duped to such extremes that the box that will Banksy hung in the British Museum few years ago and will remain so wide, " if you're here, is art ", say. And believe that the troglodytes went to Carrefour to buy ham steaks brontosaurus-lo-me-in-short-thin slices-for-favor-that-is-for-the-children .

the end with a public abducted in the studio and at home, the debate was a picnic with wicker basket and placemat from tables with gingham napkins game that lacked only the songs of Mary Ostiz. There was just some bizarre ant that get in the snack slightest touch noses.

What is everyone talking about today? "From the brain-ZP? Does not say anything? That does not give a single solution to anyone? Not really. Speaking of Izzie and your question. It was cute that the girl and that ZETAPAD going to put in Moncloa or elsewhere. And of course the media will attest to that. At least she did give a solution.

From everything I said yesterday, the only thing that I can agree on is that the economy is not just money, is also mood. If we fail to consume all at once, you will lose jobs, it will consume less, you will lose more jobs, it will consume even less, will be lost ... Malicious is a loop. But of course, tell you Mr. President to the people to consume and consume, when there is not the shirt body. It is not easy, people save face what may come, and so are the banks who wins.

As you said in another comment Yomisma previous entry in an angry loaded " luckily there is opposition, giving cane "or something like that (the quotation is not literal), but true: popular Fortunately troops are facing down the situation. By the way does anyone know if Pizarro still alive? Juan Costa has been abducted by aliens? I that the role of "ordinary members" who were awarded themselves have taken it too literally, considering they were the economic brain Rajoy. And the rest not much more, worried everyone in the saddle stapling it to the offices the No. 13 Genoa Street to what will happen after the debacle in the forthcoming appointments Galician, Basque and European countries. That the non-Madrid: The Madrid are apparently quite to spy or be spied on (or atone).

Meanwhile I still under the bed, of course. Just go out to the essentials. Maybe even change the title of the blog : "Chronicles under the bed." Although it looked with that name may seem like a blog sex, so I'll think something alternative. Or not: maybe I fired the number of readers.

PD: No problem with Malevich. Only these two conditions, to call in some way. It has some very usable who greatly influenced the aesthetics of the Bauhaus. And like Warhol and the rest of the band's PopArt (Rosenquist, Oldenburg, Lichtenstein, Johns, Saint Phalle ... to De Felipe) or rather I find them very funny, which is something. And although I generally like towering graffiti (just sick of little signs and shirts with doodles of Keith Haring everywhere) Banksy I like and I enjoy, which is not little.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Mandatory Overtime Policy

Ridi, Pagliacci

Not that I will get used to start each post with a quote operatic, but the title of this post clearly deserves the famous phrase of the aria "Vesti la giubba " from "Pagliacci" Leoncavallo.

Laugh, clown . Solbes laughs heartily with a pair of Coleguita in a European council. Aside from being practically the only picture I found happy in our Pizpireta Google minister (at most there was another couple of photos that outlined a slight smirk), I wonder about the grace of joke you told. Because I assume that he is not the comedian who entertains chisposo their European counterparts. Solbes will

economic history of Spain as the minister who had to deal and do not address two recessions. The first, in 1993 (started later in Spain for the celebrations of the Expo in Seville and Barcelona '92) reached 20% unemployment, the peseta devalued three times and led to a fall in GDP over four consecutive quarters, to which we must add a deficit of 6.7% in 1993. The crisis is not solved until 1997 and Rodrigo Rato as head of the national economy. In a country in ruins Caracol spent a few months to enter the euro.

In July 2008, Solbes said the deficit would be "tens." At the end of 2008 has closed the with a deficit exceeding 3%. Indeed, Solbes was right and they are decimal: 30 / 10 are exactly, or rather, thirty-something . The projected deficit for 2009 now stands at 7%, unemployment at 16.9% (19% for 2010), and negative GDP growth at around 2%. Again, the deficit will tenths: 70 / 10 to be exact. And Solbes again captaining the ship: The same minister fifteen years old, but the truth is that I believe that Solbes was old and boring when I was in second career.

The failure of the management model custom Pedro Solbes revealed in the interview last Sunday El Pais: " The government has already used up all the room for public spending " I had to deal with the crisis. That is, it stops raining here, no nothing. To see them come, as they say. From now on, our ministry is dedicated to making Sudoku in his office, because apparently you can no longer do anything else. Well, tell jokes at meetings of the EU economy.

Anyway, Solbes was the major asset of ZETAPAD to inflate public confidence in just one year ago when we were in pre-election campaign. The supposed strength of the minister and his sleepy " me that wants to continue " were cited by the President against the inexperience of Manuel Pizarro, the unpatriotic that predicted what eventually happened.

However, the confidence that gives me Solbes has done that since I read the interview I found hidden under the bed, and there has left only to take the laptop and write this post ... from under the bed thanks to wifi .

Acojonao has left me vice. We have a horse recession and the Government takes action for low-cost settlement. And "this is what you get." Ball point.

What's more, Standard & Poors lowers the quality of the English public debt just at the moment that will have to borrow more to get new money. The other two rating agencies ( Moody's and Fitch ) will soon follow. Once again the legendary jinx of ZETAPAD has made his own: Just a few days ago that said the debt of the Kingdom of Spain would be "AAA." If the jinx rested in the European Championships in Austria and Switzerland to allow a goal from Fernando Torres, now back refreshed and eager: Now we are "AA +", which going to cost us 170 million euros. I do not know about you but I have days (today, for example) that do not possess.

And what does it all the loyal opposition?. As the PP is busy with photos of Soraya, the struggle CajaMadrid, criticizing the tone of Malena, the spies of Madrid, jerk praise to Obama (not his fault) and other stories really extreme importance to the future Spain. As I said once, the opposition has abdicated its functions. Solbes

abdicates and laughs. The PP abdicates but do not laugh, it is known. We are pathetically alone with what comes, or rather, to what has already arrived. I'm not going to get out from under the bed in a good season.

PS: Although had terminated the chronicles of Brides Duchesses and others, as some have shown interest or curiosity will tell you that for a short time I have taking the head to another person. We'll see what happens (if passed) but as you see, life goes on. All'alba Vincere! could not be otherwise form. And no, there is a second option is simply an option that I like regardless of other circumstances and that comes from long ago, not something sudden. And with that term personal chronicles.