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Rosebud, or what might have been

" If it were not so rich, he could be a good man ", something like Charles Foster Kane snapped his banker. The sobreactuante Orson Welles, which is not exactly one of my actors / directors / writers favorite (and less being buried on the farm of the bullfighter Antonio Ordonez near Ronda) dirigió y protagonizó Ciudadano Kane , una película a mi modesto modo de ver un tanto sobrevalorada aunque considerada por algunos la mejor de la historia del cine. El leitmotiv de la película no es otro que la crónica de la búsqueda por parte del alter ego de William Randolph Hearst de la felicidad, y la conclusión final de que al morir cayó en la cuenta de que su vida podía haber sido distinta y feliz sin su mina de oro, su Enquirer , y su megalomanía desmedida. Simplemente recordó a Rosebud , su trineo allá en las montañas del midwest americano y la felicidad que disfrutó décadas antes, cuando era a poor child.

" If it were not so stupid, it would be at the meeting in Washington " would be interpreted (somewhat forced, I admit) that would ZETAPAD of Rosebud particular. And maybe their momentum fatal was the day on which sat the passage of the American flag in the parade on October 12, 2003. The mononeuronal Bush never forgave him, but the real problem is that no U.S. president (including Barack Obama, if elected) will be forgiven, because in that country are very serious offenses to whoever the symbols ruling party.

When ZETAPAD ceases to exist (God keep you many years so you can see Gallardón or Aguirre, or both, as Prime Minister) the last word is " Columbus, and exegetes of the day try to find out what the odd president meant. The "journalists" PRISA and "journalists" in Public (see I put double quotes because if the first is questionable, others offer no doubt his lack of principles) will try to interpret its meaning, but not fall into that ZETAPAD will refer to that October morning in the Plaza de Colon in Madrid in which sealed his fate for forever.

As time comes Rosebud, here is our president begging for support to attend the November 15 summit that is supposed to rebuild the capitalist system. Even in the serious Financial Times joke about it. In the end there will chair and will place an Ikea stool in the corner of a table, and have to scrounge water bottle to the president of a country that is at hand. Drink "a nose", because you need to have nose and little dignity to beg for a place to take the " afoto ." The invitation is not Bush is not a very personal invitation: If in five years all the dialogue they have had was that unforgettable Jola, ammigou "Texan accent that gave him the American, I do not know how you expect George" Double B "I call for the catering of the meeting will come out more expensive in these times of crisis. And is that ZETAPAD not bring anything Washington summit, but pretend like all dinner and even canapés and croissants in the intermediate coffee breaks. And will eat up a few, because it will be so pathetically hung like that NATO summit in Bucharest a few months ago.

English GDP is the eighth in the world, above for example of Canada, a member of G-8. Canadian views are not that crucial to the global economy, and almost vital dependence on exports to its southern neighbor makes their significance is not to shoot rockets. But Canada is a country that generally sit well with everyone: to start does not insult the other, which is something that has won against ZETAPAD and talkative and pert government, which is making friends everywhere to be a minister or a board member of the PSOE, is white cucumber or Miguel Sebastian.

However, being the eighth world economy gives no right to be invited. It might seem that what defined to be at the meeting is to have a serious economic and respected in the world, but Argentina will be at the meeting as an emerging country (I translate here "emerging" as a state of emergency), which makes this argument is valid. And do not throw me over my Argentine friends, I speak of the government to just steal their pension plans, possibly to pay for Botox injections in his chair, not the country or its inhabitants, despite voting over and over Once the corrupt Peronist I deserve all the respect in the world: here also won ZETAPAD , so we are not free to be idiots.

not be among the ten largest investors abroad gives points, or have a financial system of most (if not most) solid and profitable in the world.

Not at all: What George " unineuronal " Bush (in fact, has two neurons: a breath, and with the other rules) valued as a large country (no I mean emergent) is to have someone of whom it can trust the civilized world. And that's not exactly ZETAPAD " Columbus," I remember the current occupant of the White House. " Columbus," I remember the next, whether Obama or McCain. The Columbus was hastily withdraw English troops from Iraq and recommend to others Tunisia countries to do likewise. Or what is the same, ask the world to leave him alone to "neotonto" Bush. And do not forget it or forget it.

To make matters worse, the friends of pressure are the most loved and popular in civilized cancilllerías: Chavez, Castro, Evo, Correa, Kirchner ... all a guarantee to build trust. A repoker aces of populism, demagogy goebblesiana most ancient and ignorance of the law. We add to this the great contribution to international politics is the "alliance of civilizations" that only continues, to follow something, Erdogan Turkish (named president of medicine for heartburn), and do not forget that someone should have warned that the important thing is to create an "Alliance of Civilizations" is not exactly the same. Rosebud

and Columbus, two symbols of what could have been but was not. A sled named "Rosebud " (a tad cheesy Charles Foster Kane) and a chair in which sat the cocoon ZETAPAD a fateful day in October 2003 with the passage of stars and stripes. those times those of Ansar, in which govern neuron Bush received at his ranch in Texas almost every week with that of "my ammigou " and said the best English accent the suburbs of Dallas as the " stamos in ellou trabahando."

not forget that in addition, is inviting the boss. If I do a party at my house, that party is who I want, is to take a few gin & tonics or to rebuild the capitalist system in the coming decades. And if ZETAPAD plus I do not like me going out there putting green, it does not come. At the end of the day is my house and my party.

Now, Sarkozy Pizpireta ZETAPAD invited to the party. Is that of " I have a friend who is hung do you mind if I take your party ?." The French could give one of the two chairs France (has his own and has the rotating EU presidency) to English. The impresentable ZETAPAD now sell it as a diplomatic success of his administration, when what has come before the world is a pathetic spectacle of diplomatic begging. And economic mendacity to the English election. Further, do in exchange for what? Well, says Le Figaro as , in exchange for anything you want Sarkozy, will be much.

" Rosebud," Kane whispered as she dropped the death of a crystal ball with a snow scene inside.

" Columbus " whisper ZETAPAD when it expires in his chair, while on the ground there will be a parade represetación October 12 as they pass through the Plaza de Colon in Madrid made Airgamer-boys, in which he stands as the American flag passes.