Are not you to the very of the crisis? I do not mean its obvious implications for the economy, but to cover "media" of it. We have a crisis at the minute. Most of us learned in each newscast live each standing entering the ranks of the INEM, every penny we raise iceberg lettuce (never hated enough), or each can of tuna not bought in a supermarket. The news is full of spam we swallow with potatoes watching TV without flinching.
Any day will come to interview in Telecinco a can of cockles from Carrefour live and exclusive: " And you notice the crisis? " and cockles, all at once, answered yes, what happens to that previously sold most cockles in vinegar. Or better yet, invite a sensible debate cockles on the crisis whore " Before the housewife (or master, in my case) is carrying a pack of three cans, people spent in the cockles did not ... now, banks and noncredit cheerfully and we are in the linear, the Stockers not take away the dust, or anything . "
And it's not easy being a cockle today in pre-recession period.
crisis is omnipresent. Speak do not know what the news when it clears, but the fact is that so far have found a vein to fill two-thirds of the program. You reach the bullshit interview a sweeper Madrid and ask if you notice that there is less mess because people consume less ... and the very idiot goes and says yes. The suggestion to power, I do not know if it's geek who responds or does it petarda cojopregunta : Five years in the Faculty of Journalism of Pamplona for it. I see Madrid just always dirty or as clean when compared to other cities.
The fact is that the Duchess Consort came to chez moi Madriz this weekend, and went on Saturday. Dinner at Thai Gardens Paseo de la Habana with some friends from the sea of \u200b\u200bfriendly here, and then the Serrano 41 a gin & tonic criminal of "Tanqueray? in glass tube, which would you take a look at a pharmacy. I had long ago dropped out there and did not know that now the children's time is up to four or five.
But what was, what crisis or do nothing? All peta people, hear. The initial plan was to have tapas in La Latina or so, but it was impossible to park, and parking lots full. After booking in the Thai (which made them about Progress was impossible to see what the tapas at Cava Baja), and it was for half past eleven became a dinner at noon because ... was packed.
So where the hell is the crisis? Is the crisis is for the cockles of Carrefour? If this is an example of the real economy, we must say that the economy must go joke. While our
superpresidente take toilet paper felt the bathrooms in the White House while to rebuild the modern capitalism (the Capitalism Civilizations), all Spain was for dinner and drinks on Saturday night spending which supposedly does not have. In Madrid everything was packed. In Zaragoza always all full, less evil than the post-expo would be super-duper. Even Berantevilla (Alava), where he was my grandmother, had to be everything to stop. And the cockles of Carrefour, the poor, in a dark linear wan no one to buy.
The truth is that except for those who have the misfortune of losing their jobs (and some that I know, I know you who spent many months without it), there is no crisis. The mortgage payment goes up, but the glasses at 12 or 15 euros does not deprive anyone. The shopping cart through the roof, but the bars and restaurants to stop. The malls are filled every weekend and I say that not all will be gone window shopping, some buy something. And that's the Christmas season has not started yet: I still do not make the announcement The Almond, or the English Court has decreed that we are at Christmas with bright facades.
is true that things have changed in a year, and there is no such joy there. But I get the impression that much of this crisis because the press and especially television. Right now with the crisis, producers of programs to the streets to interview the most wretched, the most freaks, lumpen the most pathetic of our cities, to show "less friendly face of the crisis "as pompously they call a family of Romanians living under a bridge on M-40 in a cardboard box and eat roots, for example.
But there has always been poor. And people in difficulties. There have always been people who become unemployed, and though now greatly increases the downturn in construction, the truth is that many EREs that are occurring do not seem to affect the nightlife, which in theory should be as first thing people are removed when no pasta.
Here all sure it is in recession is Real Madrid, who has joined the fashion and is in a worsening crisis Schuster will probably not eat the nougat in the dock: No matter, which charges and need not go hungry. As there is a theory that says that in times of crisis skirts are too long: He says that when the Real Madrid is doing badly, the country is doing wrong. But this is as scientific as the Pennsylvania groundhog who runs to either side to "say" if you go cold. I can not imagine "The Lancet " or " New England Journal of Medicine " published a comparative study of goals from Raul and the incidence of depression over the crisis.
If this were a real crisis "Tiffany's open its flagship store in Madrid in the noble List? Naturally, we can say that those who buy at the store is never in crisis, even " slight slowdown." But a shop that pays what you pay each month by local not audreyhepburns lives looking at the window of the jewelry after a crazy night: We must sell a lot of diamond or at least EUR 300 bangles lot to BCBGs the Salamanca district to pay the rent and make money.
also Caviar House & Prunier store will open soon in Madrid. So no pasta for cockles but there is for "Beluga 000"?. Then get a crappy crisis is this. It seems the sky is not falling on our heads as feared Vitalstatistix, the head of the village of Asterix.
As usual, crises and other things is a mental state. If you think you are in crisis, sooner or later it'll be for real. Carrefour cockles are convinced they are in peak times while the beluga Caviar House is rubbing his hands, or in this case the eggs, for obvious reasons (pardon the bad joke, I could not help it) as he opens his shop I suppose that also in the middle of the golden mile of the capital.
Carmakers say they are in crisis, but I've never seen so many cars in these "exceptional" as now. On Saturday night I told several Bentley GT, a Ferrari 599 Fiorano, and another 430 on Friday at Atocha red when I went up to the Duchess Consort, a Maserati GT (and several Quattroporte), a gorgeous Aston Martin DBS Casino Royale color, plus the usual Porsches overpopulation. The crisis in its purest form, we will. I know, I know who buys these cars is not in crisis, and anyone who has problems is Renault, Opel and Peugeot. But it is symptomatic or not? It's like what the cockles and beluga caviar 000.
The happy crisis is proving a great excuse to hit that many do not stick, so all stop talking about it and work for a few months only a bad memory as it is now that of 93. Or end up like a can of clams left on the shelves of Carrefour ... until it expires and we throw it away.
PD: We will correct me if I'm wrong, but I told (including the title and this postscript) 27 times the word "CRISIS" in the post .
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